Welcome to the

"ASH to ashes, MagiC to dust" page.

Last updated: February 10, 2000.

CAB:

  • collected atari bugs (comp7, early one..)
  • crap atari browser (evl, early one..)
  • crashing atari bullshit (evl, September 1, 1997)
  • crashes after buying (comp7, September 2, 1997)
  • cruel annoying bugs (evl, September 2, 1997)
  • costly and buggy (evl, September 2, 1997)
  • cab always bails (lp, September 3, 1997)
  • cucumbers are better (kellis, September 3, 1997)
  • can't anticipate bugs (comp7, September 3, 1997)
  • create a bomb (kellis, September 3, 1997)
  • catch a buserror (lp, September 3, 1997)
  • confiscate a beta (lp, September 11, 1997)
  • crawin' and buggin' (evl, March 19, 1999)
  • crash and burn (kellis, February 7, 2000)

STiNG:

  • stubborn thing is not going (draco/evl, September 11, 1997)
  • slow tcpip isn't near good (evl, September 11, 1997)

MagiC:

  • magic architecture generating incredible crashes (evl/comp7, September 11, 1997)
  • my atari got ill critically (lp, September 11, 1997)
  • many annoying glitches in computer (lp, September 11, 1997)
  • mussolini and gates in company (evl, February 10, 2000)

ASH:

  • anti shareware headquarters (evl, September 11, 1997)
  • all show & hype (lp, September 11, 1997)
  • all shit happens (swe/comp7, September 11, 1997)
  • atari shit house (evl, September 11, 1997)
  • all systems halted (lp, September 11, 1997)
  • atarians should hide (lp, September 11, 1997)
  • atarians scream help (lp, September 11, 1997)

STiK:

  • So this is krap? (arnel, September 10, 1997)

STiK2

  • So this is krap too? (arnel, September 10, 1997)

Windows

  • Williams idiotic nusance disk operating waste system (arnel, September 11, 1997)

Misc one-liners

  • "Hop, I am here, Hop I am not there anymore. MagiC OS has this magical thing too.." by Kellis, February 7, 2000
  • "For some who believe in illusion, There's MagiC." by Kellis, February 7, 2000
  • ""need better than "Cleansweap", "HDSENTRY", Or "diamond Edge" to zero your partitions? Get MagiC. The definitive cleaner." by Kellis, February 7, 2000

Some heavy duty craptalk from ASH:

Both STiK and MintNet only support the SLIP protocol. At the time of writing, the CAB.OVL files for MintNet and STiK are both shareware programs. They are not supplied with CAB but are feeely available from online services and public domain libraries.

Do you have more of this kind?
Mail ae@dhs.nu with them and I'll put 'em here!